10 Random Poker Quotes

• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.