10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow