10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.