10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.