10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for loners.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth