10 Random Poker Quotes

• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "No river, no fish."
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from