10 Random Poker Quotes

• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• It's Free To Fold...
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.