10 Random Poker Quotes

• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• im going to 2 out you to death
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.