10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves