10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Those eggs smell delicious!
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."