10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Fold and live to fold again
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "No river, no fish."
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.