10 Random Poker Quotes

• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..