10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Poker is for loners.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament