10 Random Poker Quotes

• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.