10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.