10 Random Poker Quotes

• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• It's Free To Fold...
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear