10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- It's Free To Fold...
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)