10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs