10 Random Poker Quotes

• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• im going to 2 out you to death
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow