10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."