10 Random Poker Quotes

• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]