10 Random Poker Quotes

• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.