10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Fold and live to fold again
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977