10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "No river, no fish."
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus