10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS