10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones