10 Random Poker Quotes

• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery