10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson