10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels