10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.