10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water