10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"