10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.