10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!