10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare