10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- It's Free To Fold...