10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.