10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery