10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Welcome to kicker school
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.