10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.