10 Random Poker Quotes

• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Welcome to kicker school
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event