10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.