10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.