10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain