10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln