10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Welcome to kicker school
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Poker is for loners.