10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.