10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls