10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson