10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- in the poker game of life women are the rake